A few weeks ago I was at my cabin up north… I look up in the sky and wholaala! There are these twinkling lights up there! There are tons of them too… Since I’m not an astrologist or even a rockologist I can’t makes any sense of em’! Wow! I think that classifies them all as UFO’s! Wholly Cow! There’s tons of em! I think I saw one move a little; some of those UFOs definitely blink! You’ve got to see it; I think we’re under invasion from Mars!

So what should I do bout this impending doom of invasion! I says to me, I’m goin’ to profit from my UFO goldmine! If you’re interested in seeing my UFO filled sky by my cabin then check out my website. I’m willin' to barter for someone who can build me an observatory on top of the cabin, even if the professional science guys think that all I’m seeing are stars. Or if your willin’ to help fund my observatory, it’s only $100/night ($500/week).

For information on our cabin visit http://www.spreadeaglecabin.com.

N Lake Rd. at Dunns Point Rd.   google map   yahoo map

• Location: Spread Eagle, WI
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